There are girls who are fit for public consumption, and girls who aren't. If you are not of the right age, sex/gender combination, sexual orientation, race, class, weight, or simply don't look and act like a Good Girl, then get your hands off that man and stop taking advantage of him!
2. Make sure it's something that he "should" pay for.
Don't let him pay for anything that doesn't directly lead to his pleasure and enjoyment in a socially acceptable way. If it's anything other than this, don't spend his hard-earned money on it, you leech.
3. Don't be so presumptuous as to pay for your own way.
Your Man needs to know that you depend on him. The only thing you can handle is the housework. Otherwise, an aura of helplessness should be cultivated. If he's not interested in whatever it is you're considering buying, then you don't need it.
4. Whatever you do, don't offer to pay for things for him.
How could you dare to imply that he's helpless and incompetent and emasculated?!
5. Shower constant praise upon him for being gentlemanly and considerate.
That fragile male ego needs constant stroking, women!
6. Double standards are only acceptable if its the man taking advantage of these rules. He is the one with purchasing power, after all.
ReplyDelete<.<; And my male ego is pretty fragile...but it would probably be just as fragile as a female ego.
Harhar, funny post is funny. :P
ReplyDeleteTo be a slight more serious, I certainly *hope* this was written as a joke. If not... eeeeh, we need to have a conversation about a few things. ;)
Trobs: I'm not sure that double standards are ever acceptable. But it's okay, my ego is definitely fragile too.
ReplyDeleteArgus, you should know me better than that! Everything that I say is absolutely serious, all the time. Always. Forever. Though I am quite interested as to the contents of this conversation.
Ask me next time you see me. Also, remind me then what the hell we're talking about. Otherwise, I'll probably blank entirely on it. :P
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